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"your computer runs slower than a retard through sand!"
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Oak202 is now Devils-Diety!!
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A Beautiful Misstake
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Sing like you think no ones listening.
Live like each day might be your last.
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[iF pAiNtInG cAn Be As ViOleNt As FuCkInG . LiKe aN oRgAsM oR An EjAcUlAtIoN . tHe ReSuLt Is OfTeN dIsApPoInTiNg . bUt ThE pRoCeSs iS hIgHlY eXcItInG]
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I'm so smart, I'm practically retarded -Mason Dead Like Me
What I am is a dirty, filthy, helpess sexaholic, and I can't change, and I can't stop, and that's all I'll ever be -Victor in Choke
"U guys had a riot, on account of me? My very own riot.."
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"For a few minutes, everything was blurry, but then my vision cleared. And what I saw was vast."
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